If you're a fan of Daniel 'O' Dyer then what the hell are you doing on my page?  personally i like my actors to show range and an ability to portray the broad spectrum of human experience.  so for all those people who find his over the top cockney-ness just, well, annoying, here is my satirical homage to the legendary Mister Daniel Dyer!

COCKNEY TURD!

(After Aqua's "Barbie Girl")

I’m a bloke

Geezer, me

I’m so proud to be me

Check me out

I’m so proud

I’m a cockney!

I can drink

Smoke a fag

Sleep with birds, I can brag

I’m a walk-

ing cliche

of myself now!

Come on, Danny, Let’s go party!

Bish, Bosh, Wallop!

Come on, Danny, let’s go party!

Lovely Jubbly, lovely Jubbly!

Come on, Danny, let’s go party!

Old style knees up!

Come on, Danny, let’s go party!

CHAS AND DAVE NIGHT, CHAS AND DAVE NIGHT!

Big fat cockney turd

in a cockney world

Danny Dyer

Pants on fire

Maybe he’s from Kent

And quite a country gent

Loves fox-hunting

And some Oxford-punting

HAVE IT!  BISH BASH WALLOP!

(after Claus Norreen, Soren Nystrom Rasted)

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