THE FULL COST OF THE RIOTS ACROSS ENGLAND.

It would be nice to be able to blog about what I want to blog about.  It would be nice to write about my next in an increasingly less occasional series of forgotten films to be remembered, I would like nothing more than to write about my recent Brighton adventure, but I can’t.  The UK is on fire and while no doubt many papers and news channels will have sanitised discussions as to the cost of these riots, they will also be very PC about it, too PC, it’ll be PC gone mad (which is probably what we need right now, preferably with a machine gun!)  But here of course I don’t have to be PC and can reveal the full cost as it is and bring home how, due to these robbing, destructive little bastards, our economy is going to go even more down the tubes.  So if you’re one of the shits that’s robbed something for free while trashing places, prepare for an education on the real cost of your actions to every household in the UK.

Now at the minute the news channels are focussing on the insurance costs, which will be astronomical, but wait a minute, that doesn’t affect every household, what’s the problem?  This is one of those things that bugs me about people.  Their tendency for stupidity.  This is the same mentality as those muppets who claim for fake whiplash injuries, get a huge payout and then whinge that for the next ten years that their insurance premiums are going ballistic.  Note to the not so wise.  Insurance companies are businesses, therefore if they pay out a lot and lose money, everybody’s premiums go up.  This means that now, car insurance for all the cars you torched will again go up for everyone in the UK, including the parents of these little shits if they even bother to insure their vehicle.  

But that’s the only downside right?  No.  This means that house insurance will also go up for most people due to the extensive property damage cause by the rioters, businesses, however, will suffer the most though, in fact small businesses due to increased demands to beef up security may never be able to restart leading to more unemployment and less jobs, but for those businesses that do remain the cost of extra insurance premiums due to the riots will be passed onto ...you’ve guessed it, the consumer.  Yes, everything from food to clothing to petrol to Old Spice will be that much more expensive for everyone’s over-stretched purse already.

But those are the only costs, right?  WRONG!  For there’s all the cost for the extra policing, their equipment, their overtime, etc, and who pays for that ...the Taxpayer through council tax so we can all expect that to go up next year thanks to these rioters (Not that their parents pay this as they’re probably on housing benefit!) 

But that’s about all the cost to the UK, yes?  Nope.  Because a lot of these Adidas wearing mother fuckers (that’s the brand that some of them were wearing on the BBC news) will be caught because they’re fucking stupid and of course they’ll need legal representation for their day in court which requires legal aid which will be paid for by the fucking taxpayer no doubt, and then what, well court costs, as if they can afford that, we’ll dig in out pockets again for you shall we, no not enough?  Don’t worry because we’ll also have to pay for these little cunts incarceration as well.  But there is an upside and that is while they are inside they won't be able to get their underage girlfriend's pregnant because they're too stupid to go to the family planning clinic and get some condoms for free.

In short they have ruined Britain with their rank fucking stupidity.

But you know as bad as that is, there’s even more tragedy here.  Because someone during this rampant thievery has died.  These aren’t just thieves were dealing with, but fucking murderers, and yet not any of these Dicks that are interviewed on the TV has expressed any sadness about that.  It’s all the police are to blame they’re disrespecting us, from that silly bitch before, or that fat ignorant fucker in salford who was making out the police presence was causing the trouble.  No doubt he didn’t think that when he found out his beloved Bargain Booze was trashed, I bet he was up in arms about that (or up in The Kings Arms drowning his sorrows) when the reality is people are being assaulted, attacked and killed by these bastards.  These should be the headlines.  

And the other thing that’s bad is also due to the extent of the violence, is that Mark Duggan is now being portrayed as some kind of gangster.  The same kind of exaggeration and misinformation that was the catalyst for starting this is now going the other way.  The family of Mark Duggan distanced themselves from the riots and yet now their son is being portrayed as some kind of gangster wannabe.  

It is important to recognise in difficult times what we know and what we don’t know and while I will condemn these evil little shits on the streets, I’m not gonna condemn a man when I don’t know the facts of the investigation or even, more importantly, whether or not it was Mr Duggan they wanted to arrest (something I have not heard mentioned yet, or why they wanted to arrest him?  Odd that.)

But in spite of that there has been one good thing come out of all of this and that is the British sense of humour shining through and so, as not to leave the blog on a downer, I thought I would leave you with my three favourite gags from this evening.  So till next time take care of yourselves and not a 42 inch plasma TV from Currys.

When I saw all the chavs rioting on Tottenham high street I found a safe place to hide where I knew they wouldn't go.

The job centre.

Hello Rioters,
Look at your mirror, now back to me, now back at your mirror, now back to me
Sadly, you aren't me, but if you stopped using petrol bombs,
And started using Job centre you could potentially be like me
Look down, Back up. Where are we?
...You're at an interview with the man you could work for
What's in your hand? Back at me
I have it, It's an application form to that job you need
Look again. The form is now money
Anything is possible when you get a job and stop looting

Dear rioters, yes the country's in the shit, yes there are cutbacks everywhere and yes the government doesn't know it's arse from it's elbow but think of the unnecessary bill that you're running up by destroying everything! Oh, sorry, I'll be paying for that over the next few years while you're still sat on your arses except when you have to sign on!


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