THE GREATEST STORY NEVER TOLD

After the Chilean miners dramatic escape several Hollywood producers went down to Santiago to do a deal and bring the story back with them.  This is that story.

Miner:  We want to tell our story through the medium of film.

Big-shot Hollywood Producer:  I respect that ...And money.

Miner:  But we want genuine Chilean actors to play us to add authenticity to the production.

Big-shot Hollywood Producer:  Of course.

Six months later...

UNDERGROUND

Starring . . .                                                      

Matt Damon                                                                  

as Mario Gomez                                 

                                                                         

Woody Harrelson

as Juan Carlos Aguilar                                 

Jason Statham

as Ramon Avalos                                                                      

Shia LeBeof

as Jose Ojeda                                            

Same Difference   

as Pablo and 

Esteban Rojas                                         

And the Saturdays

as everyone else                                            

Also Starring 

Angel from Dexter

as the evil mining

company owner                                              

Eric Roberts as

Evil Communist

President 

Sebastian Pinera                                                

Sylvester Stallone

as leader of the 

noble resistance                                   

And . . .

Brad Pitt

as the Pit!                                        

Coming soon to a 

cinema near you . . .

SOMETIME NEVER!





And remember dear readers the first book FREE AT LAST: A NOVEL by MIKE LAMBERT & ZOE LAMBERT is still available on Amazon Kindle for £2.29 with my next book DEATH OF CELEBRITY: A NOVEL available in July.


all photo acknowledgements will be on later today.  Thanks you!
http://imaginarymen.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/matty-bourne.jpg
http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/E5/esq-woody-harrelson-0212-lg.jpg
http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/eye-candy-jason-statham-14.jpg?w=499&h=657
http://www.bamkapow.com/ul/4172-shia_labeouf-2676.jpg
http://www.divercitycafe.ro/wp-content/gallery/the-saturdays-missing-you-teaser-videoclip/the-saturdays.jpg
http://s.glasgowsconcerthalls.com/eximg/EventDocuments/EventNumber-81879/square.jpg
http://www.seat42f.com/images/stories/tvshows/Dexter/dexter-season-2-promo-photo-david-zayas-angel.jpg
http://www.glamour.com/fashion/blogs/slaves-to-fashion/2011/03/24/0324sylvester-stallone-rambo_fa.jpg
http://www.friendsofcannabis.com/directory/images/stories/r/eric_roberts.jpg
http://www.hairstylesdesign.eu/wp-content/uploads/pictures/photos-of-brad-pitt-hair-1212.jpg
Also I am aware that the President is not an evil communist and the owner of the mining company is also not evil and all of this was done for the purposes of humour.   Bye!